Thursday, April 3, 2008

Have we just had our summer?

The weather was fantastic today. The sun splitting the stones, windows flung open, people with ice cream, smiley faces all round. It was good to be alive. Even in the Department.

So, can anyone tell me why, ON THE RARE OCCASION THAT WE EXPERIENCE CONDITIONS LIKE THIS THAT SO MANY PEOPLE STILL FEEL THE NEED TO GO TO THE FUCKING SHOPPING CENTRES?

Jesus, go to the fucking beach or bring your kids for a walk in the park! DON'T FUCKING CLOG THE FUCKING ROAD UP TRYING TO GET INTO THE LOCAL DUNNES STORES! THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WORKING IN THE AREA TRYING TO GET HOME!

You stupid bastards.

2 comments:

Cigire said...

Absolutely brilliant, Gov.
Love to join your tea break but as a HEO I'd be afraid yud spill the tea over me.
By the way, if ya think HEO's are bad, wait until you get involved with the "Whiteheads" above them - Ya ain't seen nothing yet!

Govstooge said...

Cheers! Nice to know there are civil servants reading. I just hope you are not my boss.