And what a form!
My first Census as head of household! Ooo the excitement of it all! No more will I have to tick the "Roman Catholic" box under "Religion" in order to pacify my parents. At last: my true calling.
My love of linguistics can also shine through for the benefit of legions of temporary clerical officers sweating over these forms:
The Census is really important for genealogical research in the future; by filling the form in as follows, I will give future generations a small taste of life as a public sector worker in 2011:
Also, how can you not have a nationality? And, can you make up your own?
People are bastards.