Tuesday, March 15, 2011

You Fill up my Census

Last week, I had the fava beans and Chianti on standby for the arrival of my local Census taker when he came to deliver the mother of all forms, the 2011 Census of Population. A bout of indigestion put paid to my hepatic-organ-munching plans and when the nice man from the CSO called around, I accepted the 24 page form meekly.

And what a form!

My first Census as head of household! Ooo the excitement of it all! No more will I have to tick the "Roman Catholic" box under "Religion" in order to pacify my parents. At last: my true calling.


My love of linguistics can also shine through for the benefit of legions of temporary clerical officers sweating over these forms:
Or...





The Census is really important for genealogical research in the future; by filling the form in as follows, I will give future generations a small taste of life as a public sector worker in 2011:



Also, how can you not have a nationality? And, can you make up your own?

Demography, eh?

People are bastards.

4 comments:

Mary said...

I Really enjoyed that! Hope there are more where that came from.....

Govstooge said...

I'll have to ask the CSO for another Census form. I fucked that one up three weeks too early...

Mary said...

I have to resist the urge to fill in mine 'creatively' also.... well they do say writing is thereputic. If the whole nation could fill in their forms creatively, it would be great for the psychological state of the nation...
and other forms too such as credit card app forms, loan app forms, tax returns.....
Its addictive, y know ? like drawing moustaches on all the pictures in a paper or popping bubblewrap....

Ger said...

LOL,
loved that.


(face returns to frown)
But form filling is a crucial and serious part of administration -don't let it happen again.