Conversation in the canteen today:
(Following on from a discussion on one Clerical Officer's previous employments.)
Clerical Officer: God, there are some shit jobs out there, all right.
Govstooge: What, do you think there aren't any shit jobs in the Civil Service?
Clerical Officer: No, there aren't. Well, apart from yours, that is.
Govstooge: (Foams at mouth)
There may be another vacancy at the tea table soon...