Saturday, March 22, 2008

It's loike, yew know, a blawg...

Jesus, been off the radar for a few days longer than I had intended. Nothing's been happening, I've been off work for a few days using up some leave, and then there are all those bank holidays and the Civil Service Privilege Day to use up in the coming week.

Things I've discovered in the past few days:

I have a posh voice. That is to say, not a strong regional accent like some of my neighbours both here and in my home town. I use words like "actually" and "horrendous" a lot. Bloody hell. I have to throw loads of swears into my conversations to make myself appear normal. But it's not a Dublin 4 accent, that I can be grateful for.

There is a bloke who I have to steer clear of in one of my local pubs. He has poo porn videos on his mobile phone and likes making people watch them. Bleugh.

And my final thought for today:

Spongebob Squarepants is king.

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