Our office canteen is great. All kinds of things can be had for breakfast, lunch and tea breaks in general. I myself prefer a cup of steaming black unsugared coffee and maybe some yoghurt or something when on a tea break.
Today I saw a HEO in the canteen getting breakfast. I often wondered where these managers got the energy to keep them flapping around the place belching out incomprehensible management speak all day long.
Well, after today, I wondered no more.
It was an enormous plate of baked beans.
A foodstuff low in glycaemic index (being mainly protein) which is widely known for producing a large volume of smelly methane from the nether regions within hours of consumption.
There you have it.
Conclusive proof that HEOs talk out through their arseholes.
Today I saw a HEO in the canteen getting breakfast. I often wondered where these managers got the energy to keep them flapping around the place belching out incomprehensible management speak all day long.
Well, after today, I wondered no more.
It was an enormous plate of baked beans.
A foodstuff low in glycaemic index (being mainly protein) which is widely known for producing a large volume of smelly methane from the nether regions within hours of consumption.
There you have it.
Conclusive proof that HEOs talk out through their arseholes.
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2 comments:
aah beans beans they are a great art the more you eat the more you f a r t
Trust me, a farting HEO is something you do not want to get downwind of. Or upwind. Or anywhere near at all.
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