Monday, September 22, 2008

Govstooge's Law of Crapness

The number of staff assigned to a manager is inversely proportionate to the number of times the manager is likely to get them all together at the same time to tell them stuff.

I've discovered this to my detriment, as I can't remember who I told what to or when.

This makes me look shit in front of the real managers.

Bleurgh.

2 comments:

Mary said...

A simple solution would be to brand all your staff with ' the dark mark' Voldemort style so they can't ignore you when you want to meet them ha ha ha!

Govstooge said...

Tried that but they went home anyway complaining about stains on their clothes, the feckers.