One day, at work:
It is 10.45. I am about to get up from my desk to go to the canteen for my tea break.
All of a sudden...
Govstooge: (Jaysus) Yes, O boss?
HEO: How is everything going?
Govstooge: Fine. Same as yesterday.
HEO: How did you get on with that job I gave you last week?
Govstooge: I told you yesterday, the person I need to speak to is out sick, and there's no-one else to cover. They're not due back until next Tuesday.
HEO: Oh yes, now I remember. And, is there anything else?
Govstooge: No, nothing.
HEO: You're sure now? You would tell me?
Govstooge: Of course. (I edge towards the door.)
HEO: Oh and one other thing...
Govstooge: (Jesus, you've been in since 9 and you pick this time to talk to me?) What?
HEO: Have a nice tea break! (Heh heh heh, that's at least five minutes knocked off Govstooge's tea break. A new personal best. Must put it down in the log. Muahahahaha.)
Govstooge: For fuck's sake.