THE CIVIL SERVICE OLYMPICS!!!!!
The Paper Throw (similar to discus throwing, but using large wodges of crumpled up policy documents instead).
Form processing (joke event)
Weight lifting (how long can you prop up a wall while talking to your buddies)
Information Relay (how fast it takes a piece of gossip /information to travel through 100 people, one at a time, without being distorted - Current record is five seconds.)
Fag relay (how many people can light their fags off each other, and how long cigarettes lit from the same match can keep going)
Deciphering the Personnel Code (who understands it first- no-one has ever succeeded, it COULD BE YOU THIS YEAR! In addition, participating bureaucrats will be eligible to compete for inclusion in
In addition, participating bureaucrats will be eligible to compete for inclusion in
THE CIVIL SERVICE BOOK OF RECORDS!!
World’s longest paid sickie
Longest time spent clocked in while doing the least work
World’s fastest swipe card action
Biggest Arse (male and female)
Most tea drank in one sitting
Longest scarf knitted during work hours
Most books read during work hours
Best Pac-man score achieved during work hours (Current record: 10,341,586)
And special guest, the guy who managed to watch every season of “Friends” on his PC when he was supposed to be working. Well done. We thought you had gone mad and were laughing at the forms.
Fill in the application form below to join the fun! Yes, you'll be able to claim extra time for filling it in!
My name is ________
Date: Err, you’ll have to ask my supervisor, who isn’t here. They’re on tea at the moment and may be some time.