Back at work today, looking forward to a nice easy time for the rest of the summer.
No such fecking luck.
After yet another meeting with my superiors, I've got a long list of lovely fun things to do.
Dammit, I had the travel Scrabble all ready to go tomorrow.
It's just not fair.
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2 comments:
Just found your blog. Excellent. I bet you can't beat this for civil-sevant-time-wasting-fuck-ups:
http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/DefenceNews/PeopleInDefence/HaircutsAreAMustInAfghanistan.htm
Just in case that doesn't work, here's a brief outline:
500 words on soldiers cutting each others hair in Afghanistan, and not being very good at it.
I'm afraid that you are simply not up-to-scratch on either pointlessnes-of-existance or time-wasting, and suggest you seek a secondment to the Great British MoD to take lessons on how to do it properly.
Yours, etc.
Old Goat.
Nope, I'm afraid the Department of Squeaky Doors isn't as high-profile in its balls-ups as the MoD. However I did waste a good half a day today devising a lame "action plan" arising from yesterday's meeting, which I know nobody cares about, or will ever read. Not even the AP who asked me to do it in the first place.
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