Ok, so the talks collapsed today. "Bugger" went the collective sigh from the nation's diminishing employed.
Well fear no more, fellow taxpayers!
I have the solution!
I know what'll convince them.
I will send a copy of my payslip to each of the unions and employers' groups along with a photocopy of my role profile form along with various reports I've written over the years about dealing with arseholes.
Once they have all stopped laughing, both sides will instantly agree that the paltry amount is hardly sufficient remuneration for what I have to put up with, will shake hands on a nice deal for us all and then go for a nice cup of tea.
Well, it's worth a try.
Well fear no more, fellow taxpayers!
I have the solution!
I know what'll convince them.
I will send a copy of my payslip to each of the unions and employers' groups along with a photocopy of my role profile form along with various reports I've written over the years about dealing with arseholes.
Once they have all stopped laughing, both sides will instantly agree that the paltry amount is hardly sufficient remuneration for what I have to put up with, will shake hands on a nice deal for us all and then go for a nice cup of tea.
Well, it's worth a try.
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