Other Bureaucrats

I learnt a new piece of useless information today. Apparently, hares live in forms.

Further research on the definition of "form" in this context led to me discovering that a "form" is a depression (oh yeah) in the ground where the hare sleeps.

Hares must be nature's civil servants, then. Like hares, civil servants do lots of sleeping on forms.

And they can move fast enough when they want, especially when it's their tea break the dichotomous fuckers.