Showing posts with label cheesey feet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheesey feet. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Minor Functionary and the Case of Tinea Pedis

I have athlete's foot. Meaning my feet itch like buggery and smell like Taleggio cheese. Gone off. Bleargh.

I've no idea how I got it. I mean, ATHLETE's foot. I'm a civil fucking servant, for chrissakes. What a misnomer.

It's like Sonia O'Sullivan developing a giant arse. Which is a common affliction among us sedentary government employees (I have yet to get this, but I'm less than two years on the job, in all fairness).