Dear Boss,
Please excuse my absence from work today.
During the course of the weekend there was an unfortunate incident involving a spiral staircase, a bottle of Buckfast and my arse.
As a consequence of drinking the Buckfast and then attempting the descent of aforementioned staircase, I received a rather nasty bruise to my posterior.
I am now unable to sit down, and as such, cannot come to work today. My arse is so sore, that I can't perform my duties to the optimum level; i.e. sitting on it all day .
Yours etc,
Govstooge
Please excuse my absence from work today.
During the course of the weekend there was an unfortunate incident involving a spiral staircase, a bottle of Buckfast and my arse.
As a consequence of drinking the Buckfast and then attempting the descent of aforementioned staircase, I received a rather nasty bruise to my posterior.
I am now unable to sit down, and as such, cannot come to work today. My arse is so sore, that I can't perform my duties to the optimum level; i.e. sitting on it all day .
Yours etc,
Govstooge
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1 comment:
Never drink buckie upstairs, it's far too dangerous. The poeple who make it don't even dare to wear trousers! All sensible people drink it only when surrounded by nice soft bushes. Let's be careful out there!
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